An NFL team with morons as fans. Owned by Tales from the crypt keeper Jerry Jones. Fan base that talks about the glory years and keeps saying stupid phrases like How bout them cowboys or we dem Boys. Might actually be a cult of homosexuals. They’ve practiced their cult rituals since 1960. They claim to be America’s team but America would like to trade them for any of the Canadian football league teams.
The Dallas Cowboys have yet to win another super bowl and it’s 2095. Celebrating the 100 year anniversary of the glory years
by Cowboys SUX November 23, 2021
Get the Dallas Cowboysmug. When one is "hitting it from behind" and upon the point of climax, one whispers in the ear of the fuckee that he has a STD (sexually transmitted desease). Then one holds on as tight as he can as she/he tries to get away.
by Mike the great one April 2, 2004
Get the urban cowboymug. A person who was born and lives in Massachusetts, but for some reason dresses like a cowboy. Usually a symptom of dementia from too many years of drinking.
Person 1: Why are you wearing cowboy boots and a cowboy hat?
Person 2: Because I grew up on a farm in Massachusetts.
Person 1: Oh, your a Massachusetts Cowboy.
Person 2: Baaaaaaaahhh!!!
Person 2: Because I grew up on a farm in Massachusetts.
Person 1: Oh, your a Massachusetts Cowboy.
Person 2: Baaaaaaaahhh!!!
by Herbie Mackengeorge January 27, 2009
Get the Massachusetts Cowboymug. Cowboy logic says that I shouldn't have to pay taxes for schools that will indoctrinate our kids against the jebus.
by Rex Hamilton October 24, 2007
Get the Cowboy Logicmug. -noun
One of the worst bands I have ever heard next to "A Fallen Aesthetic." It's nothing but a bunch of sloppy, overly-distorted guitar riffs, and the drums are so bad you could pick up some sticks and bang a drumset and it would sound just the same. And their songs and lyrics are about things like eating a taquito and subsequently taking a dump. Stupid.
One of the worst bands I have ever heard next to "A Fallen Aesthetic." It's nothing but a bunch of sloppy, overly-distorted guitar riffs, and the drums are so bad you could pick up some sticks and bang a drumset and it would sound just the same. And their songs and lyrics are about things like eating a taquito and subsequently taking a dump. Stupid.
"Man, Job for a Cowboy sucks! But I'd rather let my ears suffer cause A Fallen Aesthetic is just gay. And the only thing more gay than the band 'A Fallen Aesthetic' is the name."
"Job for a Cowboy is so stupid. I heard their song that was about eating a taquito and taking a dump and it made me want to bash my face into the sidewalk."
"Job for a Cowboy is so stupid. I heard their song that was about eating a taquito and taking a dump and it made me want to bash my face into the sidewalk."
by Asawisper August 7, 2008
Get the Job for a Cowboymug. The rash that a male often gets as the scrotum rubs up against the inner thighs from excessive movement. As a result, one walks similar to a cowboy with legs bowed. Thus the term, "Cowboy Syndrome."
John: "Oh my God! I think this is the worst case of Cowboy Syndrome I've ever had. My thighs feel like they're on fire.
Mike: "You better have that girlfriend of yours rub some ointment on there if you want it to get better."
Mike: "You better have that girlfriend of yours rub some ointment on there if you want it to get better."
by BlindSyde April 4, 2009
Get the Cowboy Syndromemug. Henrick is sniffing mad dope tonight. Look at that dope ring around Head Ham's nose. Flim Flam is a dope head. Henrick sure is a cocaine Cocaine Cowboy
by V-Blob December 26, 2010
Get the cocaine cowboymug.