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Sugar Cougar

Not a milf, not a momma, but some middle aged divorcée with money to spend on a younger counterpart.
by Fonds Cheek Buster III November 18, 2019
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Cooked the Cougar

Accidentally or intentionally impregnating a cougar.
Oh shit, I think I may have accidentally cooked the cougar last night.
by Syngyl April 17, 2019
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Uber cougar

A highly defensive Mom who will do whatever it takes to defend her kids.

A motivated older woman seeking to corral a younger man without having to drive herself to the bar.
The uber cougar arrived early in time for happy hour and took her place by the bar!
by Clevering June 13, 2019
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Teacup cougar

A special breed of very short small bodied female cougar that only dates younger tall males.
Check out That guy over there with the short woman, is she his grandmother or is she a teacup cougaraffe?
by Tim the man April 15, 2018
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cougar honey

Cougar honey is the substance that leaks from an excited, horny, and in need of cock older women's vagina when she is being hit on by a younger man (cub).
Dad: boy how was Cougar and Cub night
Son: well Dad I had this hot cougar last night and had a crazy and will time but I still can't get this cougar honey smell of my ball sack.
Dad: Well son, should have used a ball cincher to keep them boys back.
by Clamer March 12, 2020
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cougar

padmé amidala.
married a man 5 years younger than her.
(also talked stuff about JD, we don’t talk about that though.)
padmé is a fucking cougar
by anakinissexy March 18, 2020
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Cougar Lane

Home of Cougar Lane Inc. The greatest smoke spot in the south.
ay bruh. you wanna role up to Cougar Lane?

hell yea
by The Billiam March 23, 2020
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