cunt cannon

when a women places a fully dressed small child in her uterus then fires it at a man screaming,"you meh buhbies deday"

"hey tim watch out for that bitch,she likes to use her cunt cannon"

by H e a v y F e a t h e r January 28, 2009

Flange Cannon

A Penis.

My Flange Cannon was on FIRE last night. My girlfriend loved it. 'Can I get a RE-EE-LOAD!

by mtotheo December 15, 2003

Munt Cannon

An act of necrophilia closely related to munting where a small object or animal is inserted into the sexual orifice of a rotting corpse, then the corpses stomach is jumped on, forcing the decomposing insides out of the plugged orifice, and launching the small object or animal high into the air. The act of Munt Cannoning is often followed by Munting.

I just got back from the cemetery where we made this awesome Munt Cannon out of a tasty corpse. That chipmunk must of flown half a mile out of her rotting asshole.

by BrutalSheldon April 30, 2008

man cannon

1. A device in Halo used to launch people over large distances, often used in Forge.

2. A penis

1. "Did you see that?! I just sniped that guy while he was being launched across the map by the man cannon!"

2. "Why don't you come over here and check out my man cannon?"

by Mistrissyuki October 9, 2008

Nut Cannon

a long erect cock ready to bust a nut on an unsuspecting female at any given time

Ahhh! Suck my nut cannon you whore! Ahhh! I busted a nut in your fucking face! Suck it bitch!

by Jurgen von Longcock December 9, 2012

Connorbob

Excreting down a partners anal region, then snorting the faeces into your nasal passages to leave a horrible smell in the nostrils which some find arousing.

Wanna go Connorbob your step mother?
I was Connorbobed last night.
SHIT BOY CONNORBOB ME.
You and me, down that alley, all alone, no one around, i'll Connorbob you till the break of dawn.

by Craig Corlett July 16, 2008

Cannonball dookie

while in the act of performing a cannonball into a body of water, the person simultaneously performs a dookie (mid-air defecation) aka...taking a shit while doing a cannonball

john performed a perfect cannonball dookie into lucky peak.

by tiggermack September 14, 2011