Mouse Chocolate

The itty-bitty, ooey-gooey raisin-textured, smothered in milk chocolate, pellets that come out of the south end of a north-bound mouse.

Sam: "I can't wait to eat some yummy mouse chocolate in that old abandoned house!"

Frank: "Isn't that just poop?"

Sam: "Uh...no. Nope. Definitely not."

by orgasmic tomatoes April 5, 2015

Chinese chocolate.

The act of taking your shit and shaping it into pieces of chocolate and putting it in a chocolate box before giving it to your neighbors disguising them as chocolate.

Eric: I gave my neighbors a box of Chinese chocolate. and notified them it is a special recipe that the worse it smells the better it tastes.

by moldovanking February 21, 2023

Chocolate-dose

When you overdose on chocolate. Sometimes also meaning eating a certain amount of chocolate.

(After eating loads of chocolate) 'I just chocolate-dosed.'

'Have you had your chocolate-dose yet?'

by AbigailEMG March 11, 2010

chocolate shredder

violent anal sex

The first night in jail you need to look out for the chocolate shredder.

or, I gave that chick the chocolate shredder, she couldn't walk right for a week.

by iron eagle September 16, 2013

trap chocolate

A chocolate bar sold as containing magic mushrooms but instead has sketchy research chemicals with possible adverse side effects.

Trap chocolate will melt your brain!

by YeezyYeezyYeezus January 27, 2023

Chocolate Shell

This occurs when a woman shits on her lover's penis mid-anal sex. When he pulls it out, it is black and covered in a chocolate shell.

While Ronnoc was doing Jane in the butt, Jane shit on his penis. When he pulled it out, he was surprised to see a chocolate shell.

by EllisHobbs September 26, 2010

Chocolate Kazoo

Similar to the Rusty Trombone the Chocolate Kazoo is when a girl eats a guy's shit while she simultaneously jacks him off.

"No thanks, I don't want any pizza. I just gave a Chocolate Kazoo so I'm pretty full."

by the musician January 5, 2008