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girls who eat carrots

The title says it all
by KarateJoe9000 March 30, 2021
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Every stick needs a carrot

A statement demonstrating that some nouns can not subsist without a modifier. A stick simply can not exist without an essence of gum-ness or match-ness or in this case, carrot-ness, whereas a carrot can exist without an essence of stick-ness.
Bobby: I’m going to bomb my exam today.
Sue: What class is it in?
Bobby: What does it matter?
Sue: Well Bobby, every stick needs a carrot.
by Taloosa April 23, 2008
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What's invisible and smells like carrots?

A joke. The answer is "rabbit farts"

Remember, you're supposed to publish jokes. This is not an inside joke.
Suzy: I have a joke. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
Lulu: I don't know. What's the answer?
Suzy: Rabbit farts.
Both: Hahhahahahahah.
by Arfie McGoogleheimer February 28, 2010
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I like girls who eat carrots

Boys: *sitting on stairs*

Louis: “I like girls who eat carrots!”

Boys: *eyeroll cuz they know that Louis.is.gay*
by iCuddleLarry February 17, 2021
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i like girls who eat carrots

liam: “what does one direction look for in a girl.”
louis: “I like girls who eat carrots.”
by user666999420 April 26, 2021
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Dangling from his neck carrots

When someone is so obsessed with someone that said person is a dangling carrot to them mixed with the person wanting to hang from their neck like a koala bear and be next to them at all times.
All those Beliebers are dangling from his neck carrots
by dontworrybeyonce October 3, 2014
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girls who eat carrots

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by GiggleOfficial April 19, 2021
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