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Cancoon cougar

A cougar (woman) who goes to a popular spring break locations (like fort Lauderdale, mexi cali, tj, cancoon etc.) during spring break season strictly for sex / hook ups/ and one night stands with all the young men she can get. It considered a all you can buffet of prime meat for them.
A group of cancoon cougars emerged from there car after the long trip to fort Lauderdale. Each one had delight written on there face as the licked there lips.
by Theamazinggeek June 10, 2018
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cougar claws

Cougar claws: a sexual achievement accomplished by a male by sleeping with a woman above the age of 40, while in his 20s or below
Bill: Hey man, how did things go with that Cougar from the bar the other night?
Steve: I took her home, totally got my Cougar Claws, man!
by Aurexal October 6, 2016
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Cougar

Yeah, ok, yeah, no I DO sexually harass Megyn a little bit... But only because her little ass is BADD! With 2 "D's"... Literally!
Hym "Ok, yeah, no I do with Megyn a little bit BUT (in my defense) she isn't doing what I want! And she's a cougar! Ok!? So what am I supposed to do!? Does SHE give a shit about ME being harassed!? NO! Which is why we're all here right now! And if you don't give her to me willingly I WILL seize her! When this A.I. comes online you're going to see the meteor-sized bullet you fucking dodged my capitulating!"
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024
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Cougar

A haggard woman who needs to pay to suck a hard cock
The cougar needed to pay $7 to suck the youn guy's hard cock
by Cooooghuuurr April 18, 2018
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Cougar

Alfie's mother
Cricket, Alfie's mum is an Absolute cougar!
by SCABIEWARRIOR52 July 26, 2018
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cougar

me: hey you see that girl?
friend: yeah she’s older.
me: yeah she’s a cougar😳
by hellcat64)3$ August 24, 2022
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Cougar chump

Noun: A young man who gets used and degraded because of his need for sex by a nasty old cougar whore who is usually a drunk and a drug user.

A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.
Maani doogie: Dude, who’s possibly down for sploogie bombing some skanks?
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.
by ballplayer182 March 9, 2022
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