trio of chocolate

Becky took a trio of chocolate: one black guy, one white guy and one brown
by El Capitan! August 24, 2015
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speak chocolate

To speak chocolate is to possess the ability to text message or do anything else with the unbelievably unintuitive LG cell phone the Chocolate
Jack- Yo, send John a TM with my phone and tell him were not going to the movie

Jill- I cant, you know i dont speak chocolate
by diatonix February 23, 2008
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Chinese chocolate.

The act of taking your shit and shaping it into pieces of chocolate and putting it in a chocolate box before giving it to your neighbors disguising them as chocolate.
Eric: I gave my neighbors a box of Chinese chocolate. and notified them it is a special recipe that the worse it smells the better it tastes.
by moldovanking February 21, 2023
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Chocolate Shell

This occurs when a woman shits on her lover's penis mid-anal sex. When he pulls it out, it is black and covered in a chocolate shell.
While Ronnoc was doing Jane in the butt, Jane shit on his penis. When he pulled it out, he was surprised to see a chocolate shell.
by EllisHobbs September 24, 2010
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chocolate turtleneck

A bowel movement during anal intercourse that surrounds the inserted penis in fecal mater.
After six cups of coffee and plenty of fiber, Maureen was able to chocolate turtleneck her boyfriend Rick like a boss.
by Nasty n8 b October 22, 2015
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chocolate potting

The art of getting shat on ones penis after anal sex
'Dude she totally chocolate potted me last night'

'Ew chocolate potting is gross'
by Flat4 February 08, 2014
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Chocolate Deathmilk

Willingly or unwillingly losing your life, after shitting yourself too many times without rehydrating correctly. To die from dehydration from shitting yourself to much. Many times the result of repeated forced anal sex.
"I want to be chocolate deathmilked by a big guy in prison."
"Covid almost chocolate dealthmilked me!"
by Trust SISI October 19, 2023
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