To speak chocolate is to possess the ability to text message or do anything else with the unbelievably unintuitive LG cell phone the Chocolate
Jack- Yo, send John a TM with my phone and tell him were not going to the movie
Jill- I cant, you know i dont speak chocolate
Jill- I cant, you know i dont speak chocolate
by diatonix February 23, 2008
The act of taking your shit and shaping it into pieces of chocolate and putting it in a chocolate box before giving it to your neighbors disguising them as chocolate.
Eric: I gave my neighbors a box of Chinese chocolate. and notified them it is a special recipe that the worse it smells the better it tastes.
by moldovanking February 21, 2023
This occurs when a woman shits on her lover's penis mid-anal sex. When he pulls it out, it is black and covered in a chocolate shell.
While Ronnoc was doing Jane in the butt, Jane shit on his penis. When he pulled it out, he was surprised to see a chocolate shell.
by EllisHobbs September 24, 2010
After six cups of coffee and plenty of fiber, Maureen was able to chocolate turtleneck her boyfriend Rick like a boss.
by Nasty n8 b October 22, 2015
by Flat4 February 08, 2014
A group of gentlemen, usually a group of four, who are each themselves a bad man and receive pum pum on the daily.
by choccy sham H May 12, 2018
by _DarkChocolate_ August 24, 2021