Burnt Toast Theory

the tiktok name for the butterfly effect, but this time it is only for good thing (for example if something saved your life)

person 1: you'll never belive this! I've burned my toast this morning and was late to work because of it. on the way there I saw a car accisent and from the details of it, if not for that burnt toast, it would have been me!
person 2: its the burnt toast theory!

by Big Shlomi January 7, 2024

burnt end

noun. Form of commenting on facebook whereby a string of bland or awkward comments, typically between two people, end with the last comment being 'liked', invariably due to the other person wanting the conversation to end.

origin: early 21st Century, based on burning the end of a rope to prevent further fraying.

facebooker A: "woa nice photo!!!"
facebooker B: "thanks xoxo hows u?"
facebooker A: "fine thnx lol!!! hey nice wether isnt it?"
facebooker B: "yea lmao why cant it be like this allll da time!"
facebooker A: "lulz ano right" (facebooker B likes this)

This ending is typical of a 'burnt end'.

by facebooker A and B December 11, 2011

Burnt Ass Crack End

The end of a joint. Tastes like burnt ass crack.

This joint got that burnt ass crack end.

by Urmomhasligma March 23, 2023

Burnt Cheese

When a frog burns the chees yeah

Bopis why did you make that burnt cheese

Bopis: bog

by Super Blue March 11, 2022

Burnt shoelace

Take a shot of Absythne, or other highly flammable alcohol, light it on fire and then give a firey blow job.

"Did you see that Jane gave Alex a burnt shoelace?"
"Yeah, he probably should've shaved first!"

by Vlow97 March 18, 2024

The Burnt Mozzarella

The act of Cumming into an ass and having the recipient release the cum along with a wave of gushing diarrhea. The thickness and look of it resembles burnt mozzarella dripping down their legs. It can also be done with booty soup.

Hey mat, I did the burnt mozzarella last night. And my anus is still twitching.

by Strikegold January 20, 2022

Burnt Booty

Someone who has undergone the traumatic experience of their booty being burnt off their body. In many cases the booty can never be located again. It is improbable that fat bitches will suffer from such a condition.

Wow that bittie Lauren is one burnt booty.

by darryldarryl February 14, 2012