Trying desperately to acquire a relationship with one of your friend's Exes, but failing miserably in the end.
Friend 1: What the fuck dude! Why you tryna Ben me?!
Friend 2: Im sorry, im a fucking dumbass
Friend 1: Correct
Friend 2: Im sorry, im a fucking dumbass
Friend 1: Correct
by Pizza King August 30, 2018
Get the Ben mug.A man who everyone teases. Too bad. Maybe they also know that he gets screamed at at home all the time and guilt tripped and manipulated by everyone who he comes across. He cannot handle his father screaming at him - not even one more time.
Too bad he can't figure out what is happening. And will never figure out what is happening. And will never figure out what is happening. Must be a Ben.
by Your aweful May 29, 2018
Get the Ben mug.Ben... Ben is the guy who you’ll see from a distance, the popular kid that’s part of a different crowd. He’s the kind of guy who’ll be totally different once you know him. He’s the guy that can always make you laugh. He will seem all cool, until you discover he’s a total theatre geek. Sure, he might have cool parents, but he’ll be wearing a Hamilton hat and a Something Rotten shirt. He’ll have a Pinterest account with three followers. You’ll audition for a show because he might be there. He’ll do it too. Maybe he’ll be casted as your love interest. You might just fall in love with Ben.
by daytime is overrated June 6, 2018
Get the Ben mug.A word used by many teachers when Ben is messing with Kelly's hair and he won't stop being an eight year old prick.
What to do when handling with a Ben is to grab them behind the ear and staple a hole threw the ear lobe.
Another way to shut up a fucking stupid ass eight year old prick is to hit a pressure point of theirs and make them drop dead asleep.
What to do when handling with a Ben is to grab them behind the ear and staple a hole threw the ear lobe.
Another way to shut up a fucking stupid ass eight year old prick is to hit a pressure point of theirs and make them drop dead asleep.
I fucking hate Ben.
Ben sit the fuck down!!
Ben.. no..
Wh.. why???? BEN GIVE ME THE FUCKING PAINT BRUSH
I wish I had cancer instead of a student named Ben.
Ben sit the fuck down!!
Ben.. no..
Wh.. why???? BEN GIVE ME THE FUCKING PAINT BRUSH
I wish I had cancer instead of a student named Ben.
by DepressedTeachers March 22, 2018
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