Ben

Ben is one of the funniest but skinniest cunts alive. He is good to chat with but also a fucking bitch. Ben is shit at football and is weak like a baby mouse.

Ben is a really funny person.

by Wag one fam November 27, 2018

Ben

A stupid kid who thinks he’s Finn and pays his girl friend to like him

Ben is not funny

by Mrstealyourgirl26 June 17, 2019

Ben

One who puts poop on his hands and proceeds to lick it off of his hands sensually while on FaceTime with the boys

Ben licks poopy hands

by Ben Eats Poop March 20, 2019

Ben

A homosexual man who loves to put things up his rectum. He is also quite into incest. He always looks lost and confused and never has any idea as to what is going on.

Sbeve: Is that ben?
Cletus: Of course it is! Look, he has something up his ass!
Sbeve: Oh yea, gotta stay away from that guy.

by fetusyeetusthedeletus April 9, 2019

Ben

gay

Ben

by CooolGuuuuy99 December 3, 2018

Ben

Ben is the guy you want by your side in every situation. He is warm, strong but tender, loving, inspiring and an annoying CUNT!!!

But...... in his lonely time staring at black painted walls, he likes to imagine he has friends. All the friends he could of had if it wasn't for his imaginary girlfriend Hannah. This is what a Ben is and if you ever get to meet one....... well you wont they are boring.

(dad) Have you got a friend called ben?

(son) (looks at him confused) You know they have been endangered for the last 10 years.

(dad) Oh yeah!!!! (surprised look) ever since they have got rid of all those black painted walls.

by shlongmeister April 5, 2019

Ben

A complete dickhead who has ABSOLUTLEY no friends. He is always rude and has nothing nice to say to people. He COMPLETLEY sucks and will never ever get a girl. COMPLETLEY gay

OMG Ben is such a jackass I fucking hate him

by Vsicbvee October 21, 2017