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beady beads

The "beady beads" are the hair that is usually on the back of an afro-american's neck. Also, referred to as the "kitchen". This hair usually forms into tight curls making it very hard to manage.
"Girl! I can't braid your beady beads into this, they are untamable! "
by sasacash April 24, 2018
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Granny beaded

A neck looking like it has a beaded necklace from the toil and sweat of working hard.
All of them workers have got granny beaded necks and muddy jeans from working out on the farm all day long.
by Mannypies August 17, 2009
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Phoenix Blue Beard

When your at the Phoenix open and you take a shit in the urinal while receiving a blow job the blue liquid splashes the girls chin giving her a blue beard
when i was at the open i gave 3 girls phoenix blue beards
by jraypatsfan December 16, 2008
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terrorist beard

a beard commonly found in terrorists. overgrown and bushy, often causes problems with airport security, especially in Saudi Arabia. My Uncle was stopped as suspected taliban, cuz of this beard. usually terrorists store food for the winter in these. like camel food.
Nice terrorist beard
OH NO!
*bomb*
osama bin' laid lately?
by peseychu January 31, 2010
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Beard

The single most manly, and great thing a man can do. To have a beard is to be a true man. If you have a beard, show it off proudly, and enjoy the satisfaction of the envy in the eyes of people around you who don't have beards. If you don't have a beard, grow one. If you cant grow one and your not past puberty yet, hold out my young friend, your time will come. If you don't have a beard and your past puberty, go get that sex change you know you need.
True men that had beards: Jesus, Abe Lincoln, Paul Bunyan, Billy Mays, Jim Henson, George Washington Carver, Zach Galifianakis, Bill Murray, Macho Man Randy Savage, and many more.
by BeardedBadFish February 20, 2010
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shit beads

Similar to dingleberry, shit beads are toilet paper and feces stuck together that hang or fall off from the anus.
Look at those shit beads that came out of my ass and fell on the floor!
by Francis Gaus December 21, 2004
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clam beard

a vagina that is not clean shaven. one that has not been shaven for some time. rugged, greasy, out of control disgusting female pubic hair.
That girl's clam beard looks straight out of a 70's porn

I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't shave her clam beard
by beej760 June 13, 2008
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