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THE Batman

Performed during "Whoopie".

1. When you are about to blow your load, walk away into a dark room saying nothing. Lure her into to the room, and much like Batman himself, use her fear and surroundings to stalk her until you can swoop down on her like the predator you are and the prey she is, and blow your load on her.

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2. Hang from the ceiling and lure your victim...er...yea, vctim, into the room and when shes in the right position swoop down and blow your load on her.
The cops were impressed with my creativity in creating THE Batman, but were unimpressed along with the EMS team when my girlfriend had a heart-attack after I swooped on her and erupted.
by Jack Macaque July 19, 2010
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"I got me some bathing apes"
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When the scrotum of a man becomes connected to both of his legs simultaneously, causing slight discomfort. Upon standing up to amend the situation (separate sack from legs) the scrotum is stretched between its sweaty fixings, spreading like batman's cape... The Batman.
"Aw, dude I've got a batman... my sack's stuck to both of my legs!!!"
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Bethany Blackwell

He is the useful lesbian that converts to women yet falls in love with men that are in high school. She is a dumb blonde with kankles. She is also known as a penis.
Put your Bethany Blackwell in my vaginal circle.
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Batman Costume

It's what you wear when you are about to engage dominatrix sex.
My girl is gonna whip me good tonight because I have been naughty boy. Better find my batman costume.
by Pervy Sage March 25, 2010
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