Shmirkin dirkin birkin dirkin

The noise a retarded kid makes

"Shmirkin dirkin birkin dirkin" - the retarded kid

by General Serb Nationalist October 5, 2023

I ain't baking your potato

Another way of saying, "Its your decision, I don't have a say in it."

Get whichever shirt you want, I ain't baking your potato.

by Triamgle October 31, 2023

Barding

(adverb) bar'-ding
1. The exaggeration of something to dynamic proportions.
2. To act as a bard, making one's self look heroic
3. Being stupid to impress friends over trifle.

Person A: "I defeated my enemy in unarmed combat!"
Person B: "Person A got in a tickle fight with his girlfriend. I hear he won this time."
Person C:"Dammit, there he goes, barding again!"

by Squall_of_Lincoln August 4, 2005

baking

The act of "holding it in" when you're in need of a poo in order to firm up or increase size of the final product.

I had a few to many drinks last night and if I don't begin baking this one I'll be shitting through the eye of a needle.

by Flowdeeps December 13, 2007

barbino

something that is complete trash; worthless and a waste of time

John: "did you pick up the new ja-rule cd?"
adam: "Nah, that shit was totally barbino"

by superbogner October 30, 2008

bakingsoda

When Urban Dictionary won't approve your actual definition.

This website just bakingsoda my definition of bakingsoda.

by Lil K00K October 22, 2019

backing up

To carry on drinking alcohol after vomiting due to excessive boozing

Barry did a great job of backing up after his last vomit

by Rahoolduke August 24, 2007