Samuel

A fucking great man not afraid of shit, also a very big as simp for any girl they met in kinder and is still in love

Guy: DAMN Samuel is a badass and is still trying to pull that one girl

by A_badass_that__u_want May 16, 2022

Samuel

A man with an extremely large penis (12 inches)

He is very confident and walks with a limp.

Look at that confident man with a limp.

Definitely a Samuel.

by Jules Lee November 22, 2021

Samuel

Damn a "Samuel" is the litest thing on planet earth. Ya know the great wall of china? He built it, and the the Egyptian pyramids too!!! His dick is so damn long, he measured the depth of the Mariana trench with it. Big Bang? It was his idea... So be proud of you, if you know one!

SAMUEL is just sick af.

by Roll_ing January 9, 2019

Samuel Cleary

Proper cuck
Sucks a whole loada cock

Probably ate sum lad called Evans ass,

Samuel Cleary is so cool and nice, he ate my hole ~ Evan

by Cucksquard September 16, 2018

Samuel

He can lactate

“I fucking love Samuel”
“DAMN!!”

by Ilovemmen May 6, 2022

Samuel El Salmon

Sam is a historical breed of man, His loyalty and dedication is unmatched. He is a great boyfriend and even better friend. He has a massive penis and lots of money, any girl would be blessed to have someone like Sam in their life.

Damn lucas, you fucked Samuel El Salmon?!

by Zlla January 27, 2025

Samuel

Stupid, retarted, and no brainer he does not know what he is doing and is completely selfish and senseless he does not care about other people and would gladly kill somebody for 1 dollar

Samuel is a Bum

by akjaskdjaskdjaskd October 21, 2022