Dean

almost the big person you wish you had—with one minor exception—he wants to touch you

Dean tried to steal my hugs and kisses in my sleep. Fuck you, Dean. I almost liked you, but you broke TWO rules.

by minutemade002 April 28, 2024

Dean

Dean, usually short, plays football and has an Xbox. Dean is the type of person who'll get roasted a lot, but he'll take the abuse with a smile on his face. Dean is not the type to talk about personal stuff to fake bitches, he usually would rather get hit in the head with a dick then get any pussy. Dean is almost always a white kid who listens to rap and likes the yankees. you got to be careful when approaching a Dean its a 50/50 gamble if the angry midget inside takes control of them

Bro I was attacked again by Dean

by FuckNiggers69420 January 17, 2022

Dean

A Dean is a (fake ) or (wanna be) (tradesman) often seen in high vis work shirt and work boots driveing a lifted (4x4)

That fella is a fair dinkum Dean

by Apprentice June 2, 2020

Dean Powell

In The Pocket Of Linesy

Did you see Dean Powell was in Josh’s picket

by Davee Hooper December 17, 2021

Dean

A Dean is the best friend you could ever ask for. He's caring and level headed and logical minded sometimes to a fault, but he always means well. He has the funniest most contagious laugh you've ever heard. He's always there when you need him and he knows exactly what to say. Nothing's better than listening to a Dean go on about their interests. He will make you so comfortable with him that if you aren't careful, you might fall for him. If you're really reckless, you might take him for granted. You won't realize how much of a part of your life a Dean is until he's gone.

Dean is the closest friend I've ever had

do you ever think about me?

by bear72oo4:( November 23, 2022

Being A Dean

Someone with severe mental retardation due to endless benders on hardcore drugs.
Origin - An inbred named Lewis Patten was so stupid and addicted to drugs that he was led to believe his actual name was Dean, hence the saying, ‘Dont be a Dean.’

Person 1: “Lad you’re being a dean you.”
Person 2: “Fuck off i’m nothing like that scruff.”
Lewis: “Anyone got any ket? Ere if you do 24 bumps I’ll do 1 bump.”

by stalecumeater October 17, 2025

Kyle Dean Pitchford

Kyle Dean Pitchford is the most handsome man in the entire world. He is so very sweet, loving, and caring. He will roast anyone out of love and is not afraid to make anyone laugh. Any girl would be beyond lucky to be with him because he would treat her like a princess. His personality will light up a room and put anyone into a good mood. Kyle Dean Pitchford is the most amazing perfect boyfriend you could ever imagine and would do anything to make you smile.

That man is so handsome and funny. He must be a Kyle Dean Pitchford.

by 10.4rubberducky December 6, 2018