september 2nd

national grab ass day. today is the day to grab ass, and you cant get in trouble.

babe, today is september 2nd, national grab ass day, so lemme grab yo ass. yo shit look fat today to.

by tttyyuu September 1, 2022

August 2nd

National ask your friend for video star day because you are broke and they are rich

it’s august 2nd

by Saniya smith August 3, 2022

December 2nd

the day social media decided that we all skip school😌
tik tok: http.brooklyn.g :)

barney: yo is there a national day on december 2nd?

betty: yeah! it’s national skip school day😌✌🏼

by your moms bean green casserole December 1, 2019

The 2nd Saturday of April

for the BOYS if you have a girlfriend then not today. if you have stuff to do, do it with the boys. If you don't have friends then ignore everything and take time on you.

yo The 2nd Saturday of April is gonna be lit asf 🔥

by 欠陥のある June 20, 2021

May 2nd

Official Europe send nudes day.

Stupid american:Hey bro I just got nudes!
My europian ass:Me to bro its May 2nd its send nudes day in Europe.

by Ludak1234 May 1, 2020

November 2nd

The annual day of creation of Clockwise's ass

"Hey why does clockwise have an ass isn't he a robot?"
"It's November 2nd, it's the day of his ass's creation"

by Tea addiction human November 2, 2021

2nd use for a pillow

Sex.

Hym "No, not having sex with the pillow you stupid bitch. You put it underneath your ass use it to prop up (much like woman are in society) your lower half further up off the bed to get a wider range of motion (for thrusting) and a better angle on the box. Ya know? So, if you're like, fucking a fattie on an old mattress that has worn down springs in the center... That will help with that... So, yeah... That's 2nd use for a pillow... So, uh... What's this about a beach? You got an Instagram or something? What's going on there?"

by Hym Iam March 26, 2024