Kyle

The most annoying person you’ll ever meet. Swears he’s the coolest bitch in town and that he has the best music taste and style. He’s mad stubborn and thinks he’s always fucking right when I’m reality he’s a stupid little cunt. He “surfs” and “dances.” Also he’s afraid of caterpillars and being soft in front of his friends

1.
Friend: “Kyle bro I love indie music Tame Impala is so fucking good”
Kyle: They’re so mainstream UHG YOU KNOW NOTHING AND HAVE HORRIBLE TASTE IN MUSIC

2.
what the FUCK is up KYLE no what did you say WHAT THE FUCK DUDE STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE

by Mebitchhh July 30, 2018

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Kyle

Asshole. Doesn't care about anyone's feelings, and when given the opportunity, would cheat on any girl. He will ask randomly sluts for nudes and ask them to meet up for sex, even when he is in a relationship! Don't trust him. He is a snake and he will hurt anyone he can, just for fun. He has no heart.

Person 1: I have a date with Kyle tonight!
Person 2: But didn't you hear about how he cheated on his last girlfriend??
Person 1: Really! Better go cancel to tonight...

by Itskchsbitch July 6, 2017

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Kyle

A douche bag of a guy that is arrogant, conceited, vain and narcissistic to the extreme. The asshole you want to run over with your car multiple times to see if his plaid shirt and khaki pants will become one with the asphalt. The guy who gave 15 girls and one handicapped boy syphilis. The dude that drank all the beer at the kegger and never pitches in because he is a cheap drunk asswipe.

That dude is such a kyle...who invited that fucktard? Oh yeh, no one...he just shows up.

by Alien Conspirator May 15, 2018

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