Jesus Dump

Same as Jesus Shit; Any bowel movement resulting in no need to clean or wipe

(Sees clean toilet paper after wipe)
"Wow, so this is how Jesus made it without TP (Toilet Paper)"
"I love a good ol Jesus Dump"

by C.Che December 29, 2007

Victory Dump

The bowel movement that frees your system from the grievances of a long night of drinking. These movements are usually high pressure, messy, and often require a shower immediately after taking place.

Andrew: What happened to the bathroom? I could smell it from my room and I think I need to wash my towel now...
James: Dustin just took his victory dump. He's out dancing in the sprinklers to celebrate and clean up.
Andrew: So that explains the trail from the bathroom to the door!

by whlteXbread January 1, 2009

b-dumps

The gigantic dump you have to take after eating at buffalo wild wings (also known as Bdubs)

Friend 1: hey man, wanna go to Bdubs?
Friend 2: no man, I don't wanna get a case of the b-dumps

by ilovekmart229 May 5, 2011

Dump-Thirty

A time after a Quarter-Past-Dump, but before 15-Till-Dump. As the term suggests, this is a grand era, when the heir to the porcelain throne "rains" supreme, releasing good fortune and wealth into the toilet bowl, to the likes of ashes in the wind.

Many great memes can be discovered at this time. It is not uncommon for the person to die nobly during this time, passing down the throne to another heir and their new "rain".

Tara: "Did you hear about Shay's passing?"
Amanda: "Yeah, both of them actually. Her funeral is next Thursday because of her bathroom visit at Dump-Thirty."

Tara: "Did you hear about Shay's passing?"
Amanda: "Yeah, both of them actually. Her funeral is next Thursday because of her bathroom visit at Dump-Thirty."

by 50K All Day April 5, 2018

dump clock

When you go into a public restroom that people are lining up waiting to use. You have to keep an eye on the dump clock. If someone runs over their allotted time, you bust the door down and scold them about minding the dump clock.

Bill - I have to go take a dump.

Bobby - Keep an eye on the dump clock.

*an hour passes"

Bobby rushes into Bill's stall and busts down the door - "Didn't I tell you to keep an eye on the dump clock?"

by Swig swig swigless March 26, 2013

dump scare

when you shit in the toilet and the toilet water splashes back at you.

You’re sitting in the Sonic bathroom, after a lovely chili cheese dog. There’s a line outside that’s been there for about 20 minutes because you’ve been busy on the toilet. You’re finally done with your business, and you have one more shit to plop out. You let it out, but it is a small one. It hits the water, and you feel the cold water splash up and hit you, also called a dump scare.

by Big dicky dick boy September 12, 2022

Darwinian Dump

A bowel movement of such length that it is climbing out of the toilet water.

I had a darwinian dump this morning, that thing was climbing up the side of the toilet bowl.

by PhillybertoB September 9, 2013