Double Fisting

1. Holding two beverages, one in each hand.

2. The act of fisting two vagina/assholes at one time. Involving 1-3 parties.

1. “I double fisted my cold brew and cactus cooler at Hamburger Mary’s last night.”

2. “I almost lost my hands last night because I was double fisting two gorilla-grip pussies and I lost feeling in four of my fingers.”

by glitter clit July 30, 2021

Double Stuffed Oreo

When a woman has a huge shit in her ass and is getting fisted.

Woman: I haven't had my morning shit yet, but I'm so horny, please fuck me.

Partner: Okay, but you're going to be a double stuffed oreo.

by RetardedPussy October 1, 2023

Double Sunday

Where you call off on Monday thereby creating a second Sunday.

This job makes me want to take a double Sunday.

by koaguilds December 14, 2020

Double Trouble

When you piss and shit at the same time.

"I had double trouble last night."

by MemeBuster3641 April 7, 2021

Double c edit

average bo2 edit no effects only shake

damn you really pulled a ''double c edit'' on them mfs

by Epitomelw June 7, 2021

Double win

To describe a win-win situation.

I pissed in her mouth, and she spit it back in mine; double win!

by AidrankAileen January 29, 2022

Double standard

A standard that works one way for one person or group, and another for a different person or group.

The reckless and careless girl that got in several severe accidents while driving intoxicated on ambien and alchohol or just drunk (and also got her dog hospitalized due to negligence) was the one posting public service announcements on all the electronic signs on a roadway about how people should drive safely or go to jail, drive drunk and lose their license, or to stay hydrated and not drive drowsy or sleepy, or preaching against cruelty to animals while asking for donations on TV ads. That's a lot like a mayor being on crack and having people arrested for smoking weed or any other drugs for that matter. Some people can poke fun at the double standard of another human and judge them, but don't want to get judged in return, they tell you don't judge me when they judge as much as everybody else.

by The Original Agahnim November 16, 2021