crap-nut

A person who talks or rants about nonsensical events that happen in his/her daily life.

He is such a crap-nut!

by trayceee December 15, 2008

Nut Jawn

A person who is an asshole. Who do stupid things intentionally or unintentionally.

Man why did stick your finger in that pigs ass you nut Jawn?

by Wig Pusha June 14, 2018

Monkey Nuts

“Monkey Nuts” is a term used mostly in the Detroit, MI area and is slang for a dual drum magazine clip known as “C-Mag” (short for century magazine) that holds 100 rounds, most used on AR-15 and GLOCK models

“The AR got monkey nuts and a cotter on it”

by ELyrik313 May 14, 2021

Gut Nuts

Slang for ovaries.

I had my fallopian tubes removed and now my gut nuts are floating around like satellites.

by CrimsonKitten October 10, 2023

Dirt Nut

A commonly known dirty person with the qualities off the male ball sack ..

Chick1: She just licked my face and I enjoyed it!
Chick2: Eww you dirt nut!

by Clitorusondra September 11, 2009

Starch Nuts

One who fucks a bag of flower.

Look at starch nuts over here! {nerd with no bitches}

by TTVBillHopkins June 19, 2023

Hamster nuts

They're fucking huge they're fucking girthy they're the biggest fattest fucking nuts you'll ever see you'll gargle them and you'll love them

OH FUCK YEAH I LOVE THEM HAMSTER NUTS

by Cocklord69cum November 4, 2021