hell ass balls

A string of expletives used in place of fuck or hell to generate various amusing results.

Hans: Look! They have a playground at our hotel! We should play monkey in the sand!

Ben: What the hell ass balls is monkey in the sand?

by Fordskis October 21, 2013

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Sir Balls Alot

A sexy gentleman with large balls.

Well hello, Sir Balls Alot. May I take your coat?

by sirballsalot#1fan August 6, 2011

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mental blue balls

The very uncomfortable feeling you get when friends talk about a really good story but refuse to tell it to you. It leaves you feeling incomplete and just rotten, similar to physical blue balls.

Friend: OMG that was SO funny. Like srsly the BEST story ever i will never forget it!

You: whats the story guys?

Friend: oh no way man. theres no way we can tell the story its just too funny

You: NOW I HAVE MENTAL BLUE BALLS

by dufbear August 20, 2011

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Frosted moth ball

When a man 'mouth pockets' a load from a buddy and proceeds to snowball it before spitting it into a womans vagina. If that woman becomes pregnant, it is officially a frosted moth ball.

Hey Toby, your grandma is pregnant. I gave her a frosted moth ball a few weeks back and now you're the father. Congrats!

by Tobias Mathias February 8, 2023

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Ball Soup Tornado

When an individual is outside walking on a hot humid day and the air is so heavy it sticks to you. You can smell other people's body odor, including their balls, when they pass you walking by. The weather totally sucks making you feel as if you are "swimming in ball soup".

Kansas Summers / High Humidity/ Tornado Season .. aka - BALL SOUP TORNADO.

by CAckbloxer October 20, 2019

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