what would the bear do

When you don’t know what should be done in a certain situation, just think about the bear and consider the action it would take.

Derek: man I need to break up with Jessica but i don’t know if it’s the right move

Jason: just think man, what would the bear do?

by Youngster Joey 69 July 29, 2022

You Are What You Eat

The ultimate comeback to any roast. Even “your family tree LGBT” is left in the dust by this. When stated, the recipient explodes. So does one planet in our solar system. What planet explodes is chosen by the person that said this.

Frank: “You Pussy.”

Dave: “You are what you eat.”

Frank explodes, and so does Neptune.

by instagram @matte069 May 16, 2018

What in the actual fuck

Woooooah man!

Hym "What in the actual fuck is going on right now!? What is this game!? The end of act 2 is crazy! I don't even know how to feel right now... What in the fuck? I don't want to spoil it but I... It's like watching someone you love begin to fall off a cliff and as you go to reach for their arm they dissolve into ash... I..."

by Hym Iam May 1, 2025

That’s what he said.

Apparently, “That’s what he said” means exactly the same as the popular sexual pun, “That’s what she said”, but with a masculine personal pronoun.

This phrase can be used when talking about one’s sexual engagement with a guy. It can be manipulated almost anywhere and everywhere to make seem even a simple dialogue or a sentence, sexual.

For example,

Philippe: “Have you tried that new recipe in an oven?”
John: “Yeah, but it was so big that I could not fit it in.”
Philippe winks: “That’s what he said.”

by Literary Expert March 15, 2019

What the fuck is that

An exclamation usually said after seeing something unsavory or disturbing.

Gamer 1: "Hey did you see that new Big City Greens Rule 34?"

Gamer 2: "What the fuck is that?!"

by mister pee July 1, 2021

whats no in spanish

A funny thing to ask like you don’t know the answer, even though you do.

Funny dude: Yo, dude.. whats no in Spanish?
Other dude: …it’s literally ‘no’

by Lizzy!! July 16, 2021

make the most of the Sun’s last few days in your sign to get what you are working on to a level where it cannot be undone by anyone at a later date. If you focus on finishing what you have already started the rewards could be spectacular.

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make the most of the Sun’s last few days in your sign to get what you are working on to a level where it cannot be undone by anyone at a later date. If you focus on finishing what you have already started the rewards could be spectacular.

by Reninu March 15, 2025