Mary’s kids

Mary’s kids are repeat juvenile offenders in Minneapolis who receive light or no sentences from county attorney Mary Moriarty.

The 16-year old committed five armed robberies but was out of detention in a month. He’s one of Mary’s kids.

by MplsMickey February 17, 2024

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Zombie kid

I like turtles

Lady: Back here live at the waterfront village with my friend the zombie Jonathan. You're looking good Jonathan. You just got an awesome facepaint job. What do you think?

Zombie kid: I like turtles!

Lady: Alright you're great.

by bonerman69 October 25, 2018

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Kid Armor

The use of children by certain adults, often so-called social conservatives, to ban, censor or otherwise prohibit certain words, topics or whole people & cultures- usually by transforming their own offense into a crusade to protect children. A form of virtue signaling

"You can't have a little girl with a crush on another girl in an animated movie because we have to protect children from being sexualized."
"Cartoon characters have been open-mouth kissing in Disney movies for a hundred years. You're fine with it when it's a boy & a girl. The kid armor is tired, fam."

by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 10, 2025

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kys (the kids version)

Kys (the kids version) means, keep yourself safe!

Someone who doesn't know what kys (the kids version) means

p1: hey girl im gonna go drive to walmart
p2: ok, kys!
p1: wtf bro u tellin me to kms?? 💀

Someone who DOES know what kys (the kids version) means

p1: hey im gonna drive to walmart
p2: kk, kys!!
p1: i will, ly bbg 👋🏻

by vivsterpng August 13, 2023

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