Pilot One

The screen name of any character to have been unfortunate enough to have played a pilot in most TV Shows, Films and Video Games.

Pilot One is renound for having died in every apperance he has ever made.

Pilot One however does have the privilege of occasionally having a spoken line, typically attempting to send a final message before he dies horrifically in the crash.

Pilot One: "WE'RE GOING DOWN" followed by gruesome death.

Pilot One: "I'M HIT" followed by gruesome death.

by DeusBrackers October 26, 2007

squirtled one

when you are taking a shit, and it wont come out, then it all pours out violently and bloody.

Dude i cant ass fuck today i totally squirtled one today

by King James IV August 9, 2008

magic one

Someone beyond all levels of greatness./Haveing reached a level of awsome far above anyone else.

Wow Franks awsome

No He is the magic one.

by Alukip August 18, 2008

Unit One

The most amazing YFC drop-in centre through out the whole of Northern Ireland. It's for youths aged 11-18 in Ballyclare. With a really fit leader called Josh.

"hey, lets go hang out at Unit One"

by JoshuaJames January 16, 2009

Step One

The first step of any endeavor; Don't get the HIV.

When John bought a House In Virginia, he violated Step One.

That crack whore didn't follow Step One.

by superwalrusninja November 27, 2009

Legitimate One-Upper

Where a one-upper tells you a bigger and better story, usually by making it up, a Legitimate One-Upper doesn't make anything up because they really are bigger and better than you.

Player: Dude, you see those girls over there? Yeah. I totally banged them last night..

Rich Player: Oh them? I did them last weekend. And their sisters...

Player: *Mutters* Damn, you Legitimate One-Upper...

by KtotheQ May 23, 2010

Safe one

An almalgamation of the phrases 'safe' and 'nice one' this common used phrase has it's roots in Cambridge surburbia, but is found in all areas of the UK

Tali: "I did like a million pieces of work today!"
Tom: "Safe one babes"

by twg1993 May 2, 2011