Browning apple

A term for a cougar on a downward slope (losing looks, allure money, attitude, confidence, etc.).

"Did you see Sheila last night? She used to be such a cougar, but damn that apple is browning. Fast."

"Oh, she's so sad. Clearly she doesn't realize she's a browning apple."

by Cattocius February 20, 2012

Brown hockey puck

When the sani-hut water is frozen and you take a shit, and it slides around.

My shit just slid around on the port o potty blue water, like a brown hockey puck

by cmglzr February 23, 2023

Josharian Brown

The chosen one

Josharian Brown has decided to banish thee off with thy head forever more

by 7414 December 28, 2023

brown spotty

The act during sexual relations of using the tip of your finger to play with a girls anus and then slide, the same finger, forward to the clit ultimately causing some sort of uti (urinary tract infection) for the girl.

I'm going to give her the worst brown spotty tonight!

She's going to feel that brown spotty in the morning...

Joe! Stop being such a brown spotty douche!

by GiuElz July 20, 2014

Chance Brown

hes realy good at shooting games i mean every shooting game but booty at every thing else even life

you chance browned in call of duty or you just chanced your life up

by GOON TOONZ September 28, 2020

Dewey Brown

A shit taken while traveling.

Hey man, can you hit up this rest area? I Dewey Brown a brewin’!

by Gastony Rice January 13, 2022

Brown Standard Timing (BST)

the time zone followed by your brown friends, often the reason they are late. Expect them to be at least 30 minutes late to most events.

Oscar: Yo what time we hopping on the game

Zarif: 9:30

Oscar: bro where are you it’s 10:30

Zarif: my bad bro i’m on that Brown Standard Timing (BST)

by boingoing August 13, 2024