Red Velvet Cookie

To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Using the some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Once these ingredients are collected, mix well, and allow a few days of fermentation. The next step requires a large amount of fresh shit to add to the concoction, mix well again. After, pour the solution into a cookie baking sheet and bake until a crisp crust forms. Once you finish, you may eat your delicious snack, or share with others.

Hey bro! I just finished making my delicious Red Velvet Cookies, you want some?

by Potato Salad 123 April 3, 2025

Gramas red pickle

Your gramas little red friend

''mommy why does grama have a red pickle in her dresser?''
<GRAMAS RED PICKLE>

by TFR Emo Panda August 4, 2010

‘red the bed’

When you have your period and there’s significant bloody leakage on the sheets when you wake up.

I forgot to put a pad on last night and I ‘red the bed’.

by Aria-Awards-For-Cats April 26, 2023

Diving the red sea

Diving the red sea is when you go down on a girl while she is on her period. That is all!

My god, been left jam-faced after diving the red sea with my girlfriend last night.

by mandudno2 August 17, 2011

The Red Head

The guy on the stairs this one girl is head over heels for.

The red head needs to dick down a certain someone.

God he’s such a red head

by anon17fromme November 21, 2021

Gay Red Bucket

A Gay Red Bucket is a man that is sexually attracted to little boys

Yo did you know Petar is a Gay Red Bucket .

by peopleteethcats January 30, 2019

The Red bus

the transport for the gang Brunswick Road Killers it never moves and you will probably be killed on it

That Lankz yute: fam where should I buck you

Shush: come buck me on the red bus right now eediat just sign out ma ting

by Ceedizzy January 31, 2021