Happy Octopus

A sexual act where you rapidly insert three fingers into an anus or vagina.

When regarding gay sex a Happy Octopus is where you rapidly insert three fingers into an anus to stimulate a prostate.

“Sometimes I like to give a Happy Octopus to my FWB.”

“This girl gave me a Happy Octopus and it was the craziest thing I’ve ever experienced.”

by Ghost Jones January 10, 2024

16th October 2006

Only hot young boys are born on this day. Your chest is their toilet.

I was born on the 16th October 2006

by 16th October 2006 February 2, 2024

The Octopus-Joseph Special

When two people are muted in a voice call through an online platform (like Zoom, Discord, Skype, etc.) because they are stimulating each others penises' with their hands. This often leads to discomfort among the other participants in the voice calls, and it is advised that you should beat off your homies outside of voice calls, where it is less appropriate.

Person 1: "Yo why the fuck are Marvin and Brooklyn muted? They haven't said a word in the VC for 10 minutes!"

Person 2: "They're probably doing the Octopus-Joseph Special right now."

Person 1: "Erm, what the fuck?"

by Jon Dawg January 26, 2026

Dark Octopus

the act of cumming/ejaculating in ones nose and then blowing through their mouth to blow bubbles

I once gave jeff a dark octopus

by illuminatedflame March 11, 2026

The Octopussian Tar Wobbler

When 8 grown men insert their penis inside of 1 women’s vagina while bathing in tar and using dead octopus in a homosexual manner with each other.

“My family partook in the act of The Octopussian tar wobbler while I was absent from town. Really wish I could’ve joined in”

by HerpesWarrior July 31, 2025

8th October

National prank the gc day

Example: why has everyone been removed?

It's 8th October

by Haha546 October 8, 2025

19 October ; National Clanning Day

The 19th of October is National Clanning Day.

Clanning is a term used for Roblox gunfighting.

Kioxina ; Yo bois lets go clanning its 19 October ; National Clanning Day
07avia ; Yes I love clanning
Meiuuls ; I am banned from my favourite gunclan.
s4jda ; I love october 19th!

by madsiewadsie October 20, 2025