Purple cunt smurf

Smurfed, having caught a sexually transmitted disease after drinking fireball at packers

She went to the bar, met a guy and caught a purple cunt smurf

by Assilemann February 4, 2016

Cunt

1. An insult typically used by crackers who are very edgy. Can also be combined with other insults to form an insult with enough power behind it to shatter someone's will to live also known as a cuntimus maximum.

2. Cuntimus maximus

1. Man Jeffery's such a cunt, he stole my cheese nips
2. Phil is such a cunt ass bitch whose girlfriend is a thot because he stole my Gatorade

by Bigdickkyle August 20, 2018

Cunt

used to describe something the person is passionate about.

that is so cunt!

its giving cunt.

by princesstalie October 13, 2023

Cunting Around

When a women spends all day on the internet, "socializing" with strangers and "calling people out" for being "misogynistic", "racist" etc

Look, you spend all day on your phone, cunting around, getting people thrown in Facebook jail, and meanwhile, you haven't so much as offered to make me a sandwich in a year -- I want a divorce.

by Steve Jurkel October 17, 2021

Writers Cunt

When an individual is bitching about having Writers Block he is a Writers Cunt

Person 1: Urgggg!
Person 2: No more like Writers Cunt!
Person 1: What is writers cunt?
Person 2: When you bitch about having writers block.

by Tristan Dinkleberg June 29, 2016

cunt

Boris Johnson

Boris Johnson is a cunt.

by MutantRobot January 25, 2022

Cunt Knuckle

Bigger than a Moose Knuckle, bigger than a Camel Toe.

Did you see Karen's Camel Toe? . . It's nothing compared to my wife's Cunt Knuckle.

by ekremsennim April 15, 2025