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Shit Roulette

Here's how to play: You and your buddies smoke weed in a pipe and pass it around the circle. Players keep hitting the bowl until someone sucks the ashes into their mouth (a.k.a. shit in the mouth).
We played shit roulette last night and left with black tongues.
by Scatmouth December 26, 2013
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shit selfie

The act of taking a picture of yourself while taking a dump.
"Hey baby, hold my toilet paper while I take a shit selfie!"
by Screwychick69 February 5, 2015
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shit chat

When someone is bored while taking a shit so they text you, but once they're done shitting they're not interested in talking to you anymore.
Person One (on shitter) sends shit chat text: Hey man.
Person Two text: Hey, what up?
Person One (done shitting): never replies
by i'mcuttingedge August 12, 2015
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Shit Stopper

It's when you eat magnets and inside your stomach the magnets get surrounded by poop and in order to stop yourself from pooping you put a strong magnet to your stomach and and you can control where the turd goes by moving the magnet.
Andrew: Wow do I have to poop
Ryan: Just use the shit stopper method
by poop_stopper_man_31 December 5, 2019
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cop shit

If someone asks too many questions or if someone snitches, they’re on cop shit.

This is a commonly used word in the Bay Area
Aye bro, your ex is on some cop shit for asking me how much I paid for my chain and how i got the money.
by LGWLH January 12, 2018
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Shit Kick

A devastatingly deranged act of violence.
This ferocious stunt is enacted in statistically rare cases by someone who is more than likely to be an acquaintance of yours.

The attacker instantaneously decides to go for a walk outside to deliberately step in dog shit. The objective is to return inside with the purpose of kicking you in the face.
Eg. “Oh my God! Look at Lawrence, his face is covered in blood and shit!”
“Yeah, he’s just been awarded a shit kick!”

Eg. “Sally came running round the corner and jumped up to deliver a shit kick to Colin’s face.”
“Colin fu****g stinks. I’m going out for lunch.”
by Milanoir February 5, 2020
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The Black Shit

Hey dude, i'm done for....i have the black shit
by pietieg March 25, 2020
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