Laird Brown

1) A very handsome man that you should give all your cash and banking info.

2) Somewhat funny
3) Somewhat insane

Hey, it's Laird Brown! Let's give him our credit cards.

by marcherlord November 29, 2024

THE BROWN COBRA

When one is taking a standing dump and the shit doesnt snap yet enters the water and to your surprise the heads, which is flat like a cobra from the intsense squeezeing of ones buttcheeks, final resting place is on the toilet seat staring into your soul like a brown cobra.

Wow went in the toilet after sarah and seen the brown cobra

by Scotty0161 April 04, 2024

A Gordon Brown

Cockney slang for Hash Brown; A popular edition to the typical English Breakfast dish.

Hash Brown is made from shredded, fried potatoes.

"Hiya mate. I'll have a full English with an extra gordon brown, please."

by jansonyanson January 05, 2021

Henry brown

Someone who takes it up the bum

*does something camp*
“You’re such a henry brown”

by Living bunny August 11, 2021

i need a brown

Another word for needing a shit

Hey john, il be right back, I need a brown

by Redwall1234 June 22, 2014

Brown Nuke

A Fart so long and loud it's almost a shart and clears the area like the blast wave of a bomb.

guy one: Wow that guy should eat less cheese, he almost shit himself.

guy two: He set off a brown nuke.

by TG35 August 14, 2022

Brown Jellyfish

When a woman (or man) puts on a condom and their sexual partner shits on the condom and takes it off, and then proceeds to snort said condom and pulls it directly out of their mouth and repeats until the condom no longer has shit on it.

“Did you guys hear what Levin and Presley did last night? I heard they were just bored and did a brown jellyfish.”

by Foxracinghats February 01, 2021