Musty Crusty Double Tap

An “Eiffel Tower” performed by the homeless

“Damn did you see ol’ hobo chase in the middle of that musty crusty double tap?!”

by stripeddinosaur October 7, 2021

Double Decker

Similar to the Upper Decker, the Double Decker involves taking a shit in the victim’s toilet, not flushing, then repeating the process in the tank. The end result is the unsuspecting victim flushing the lone turd, only to be accosted by a stream of liquid feces into the bowl. This is far beyond an innocent prank, be sure the victim deserves it, as there’s no going back.

Allen was house-sitting for Sam and had a party at his house...he was only caught because somebody left a Double Decker in Sam’s toilet.

by AlienMan1964 February 7, 2018

double denes

large breasts where the nipples are not pointing in the same direction.

That girl has nice breasts, I totally don't mind the 'double denes.

by randy royce February 3, 2010

Double disco

The act of rubbing off two woman’s clits whilst they lay on their backs simultaneously like a DJ playing decks

Did you hear that Gary double disco’d those birds on the sun lounger at the beach?

by Disco Dave August 19, 2023

Shoot a Double

When you or your partner cum twice during intercourse

I made my boyfriend shoot a double last night.
Wow girl, y’all were really going at it!

by Papaya47 December 9, 2018

double wet dream

When you simultaneously ejaculate & shit yourself while sleeping.
double rainbow wet dream

Dude 1: Wow, man why are you at the laundromat so early?
Dude 2: I just woke up from a double wet dream .
Dude 1 " Wow, it must be your lucky day bro. Those are more rare than a double rainbow!

by Beer Buddha December 26, 2015

double-edging

a sexual act were u and your friend both have sexual contact with someone else at the same time,ie-spitroast,threesome.

hey jim how did you and baz get on the other night with that girl?
jim- good mate was good ended up double-edging!

by kintymaddog August 12, 2009