A delicately sugar coated bunghole.
"Hey Felicia, i heard you got a brown sugar donut last night. Was it magical?"
""Oh Samantha! Stimulate my brown sugar donut!!!"
"I heard you ate a brown sugar donut last week. How did your diabetes take it?""
""Oh Samantha! Stimulate my brown sugar donut!!!"
"I heard you ate a brown sugar donut last week. How did your diabetes take it?""
by A very hungry hippo January 27, 2018

Gets all the girls, has a magnum dong. Usually seen with the equally attractive Jack Woods or the less so attractive Ronan. Alans are so attractive they have a magnetic field that attracts women
by Nintabo November 16, 2020

by DblEndedMildo87 June 1, 2025

A hot whore with a gigantic horse cock usually around 12 feet long. Doesn’t tend to know what a flag is and has a huge self esteem, thinking he is very strong.
by Greasylord November 12, 2018

A variation of the slang “town halls” for balls.
When a human endowed with testicles wipes their arse from back to front and glazes their balls with a coating of shit.
When a human endowed with testicles wipes their arse from back to front and glazes their balls with a coating of shit.
Girl A: so did you lick his balls?
Girl B: I was going to but there’s no way I was going near those brown halls.
Girl A: wtf, the dirty bastard, he’s a forward wiper? !
Girl B: I was going to but there’s no way I was going near those brown halls.
Girl A: wtf, the dirty bastard, he’s a forward wiper? !
by RichieNunez May 28, 2020

When your taking a shit and there’s gas behind it and the shit is in the front and when you push it, it goes flying out like a bullet
by Lllll December 23, 2019

by KindBerStri(WhoCreatedIngleed) August 25, 2022
