why do i even

When your parents try to do something that kids do nowadays and it goes very, very, VERY wrong.

Child:Hi, dad. How are you?
Dad:Wassup my man, I'm just chillin and grillin yo!
Child:why do I even

by Thatguythatdoesthingstoo March 17, 2021

do admin

The act of going to home to service your own sexual needs whilst watching the weather channel

Sorry guys, I've gotta go home to do admin

by Ravingnotion July 24, 2017

gwan dos

/gwæn dəʊs/
The parent word of gwan dick. Typically referred to as "the father of gwan dick". Correct way to use the word is by stating "gwan dos, the father of gwan dick". This is used when one is put in a tight situation such as 1v5 clutches or a awkward situation in a group gathering. Similar to the Ancient Greek shouting "In the name of (God)!" or "By the gods!"

*Playing a FPS game*
*All your teammates die*
You: "Gwan dick's father, gwan dos!"

(In a group gathering)
*Someone says something followed by an awkward silence*
"Gwan dos, father of gwan dick."

by DJsan October 3, 2020

Let The Jonitor Do His job

Yes it's spelt Jonitor instead of Janitor. Instead of saying "let bro cook" you say "let the Jonitor do his job"

"what is bro yapping about??"

"Hold on let the Jonitor do his job"

by Will.s8472 April 14, 2024

Doing an Ethan

when you cancel the jam 5 mins before the jam to go DT

"sorry boys jams canceled I'm doing an Ethan; trying to have a Saturday..."

by poopoopopo January 1, 2023

do-wacka-do

To have a sexual encounter, to fornicate.

Rob, did you and Mickie ever do the do-wacka-do?

by Likeke B. May 29, 2025

doing the shrimp

Doing the shrimp is the act of doing the do with a girl that has an ugly face but a succulent body.

"Why would you have seggs with her, she's so ugly, look at her face"
"I just did 'the shrimp' to her. Face off, body in"

"Alex is doing the shrimp to her, hehehe"

by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023