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Chicken Potato

A thing you can call people when they don't listen to you. I made the meaning but the word was there already.
by Chicken Potato October 7, 2022
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Free-range chickens

Undisciplined children who run freely throughout a restaurant with little to no action taken by their parents to prevent the inappropriate behavior.
These free-range chickens won't stop knocking into my chair, and it's annoying the hell out of me.
by Universe and Acrimony November 27, 2009
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Chicken Twat

when your a chicken shit and a twat AKA ANNOYING AS HELL
by Kxeverett420 August 28, 2019
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Chop the chicken

Does he have his chicken chopped?

Some religions dont chop the chicken.
by Jade Elizabeth January 22, 2023
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Chicken Choker

1)Slang terminology for a male individual masturbating a bit aggressively making it look similar to a farmer wringing chickens necks for butchering.

2)procrastination, wasting time
3) The name of a grimy ass, crazy as hell, punk rocker with usually pretty darkly themed subject matter albeit awfully catchy music Band in Cleveland, Ohio.
I had chores for him to take care of, but he really is, is dang chicken Choker!!
by Mandy’s Billy March 24, 2019
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Chicken Dreams

The experience of a long vivid dream after the consumption of satiating quantities of moist dirty chicken, accompanied with several servings of lager or associated alcoholic drinks
Christ lads, I had the best chicken dream last night. Michelle Keegan was fobbing herself off on top Big Ben. Chicken dreams are fucking wild
by Dilbs February 1, 2025
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine

There are many types of the joke, such as:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."

"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."

"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."

A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)
Here is an example:

Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."

Brook: "Spit it out dude."

Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."

Johnathan: ":("
by Detailed July 16, 2023
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