I don't care if you fuck chickens

means I do not care what you fuck.. dudes,ladies or chickens.. makes no difference as long you not fuckin me..

Bubba tells me he gay...I say to him "I don't care if you fuck chickens" as long as you don't try to include me in your little soap opera...

by Dam you November 21, 2005

chickenhead

1. a female who likes cock
2. a female who likes giving head, bobbing up and down like a chicken
3. a dance move

not to be confused with "chickens," or chicks, which is not a deragatory term

by aimz May 21, 2004

chickenshit bullshit

used when something makes no sense or is completely stupid

"im gettin tired of this chickenshit bullshit!"

by fisty shocker August 21, 2009

chickenfresh

The state of being good, tasty, satisfying, without the involvement of derty terbans, and including buffalo wing sauce that's spicy

Yo, that's chickenfresh. Is you chickenfresh?

by BuckL August 4, 2007

Step Chickens

The true embodiment of power, they’re known as beings who can defy the word of god

Person 1:I refuse to join the step chickens
Leader:Then become the dirt we walk on.

by Merkle.1004 May 13, 2020

Chimken

Chicken

would you like some chimken for dinner

by chimken101 April 29, 2020

don't count your chickens before they hatch

You should not assume that what you think will happen, will eventually happen. It's mostly used in cases where you would brag, plan, or make other deals before the event actually occurred. Originates from selling chickens based on how many eggs there is before you know how many eggs are viable. A few chickens may die, some may not hatch, and others eggs may break. Example: quitting your job or buying expensive items when your $1,000,000 sports bet looks likely but there's still two minutes more left in the game.

Hey Bob, you have to keep on playing hard. Even though we are up five goals with 5 minutes left, they can still come back. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

by Crackle Dackle December 13, 2016