A mythical time zone where the phrase “I’ll call you back in 10 minutes” can mean anything from never to sometime next week. Common among people who consistently promise to return calls but vanish into the abyss of procrastination and distractions. Similar in vibe to "Pakistan Time," where punctuality is a fluid concept.
"Don’t wait by the phone, bro — he’s running on Jay Time again."
"She said she’d be ready at 6, but we’re on Jay Time — see you at 8."
"She said she’d be ready at 6, but we’re on Jay Time — see you at 8."
by RunningOnJayTime July 30, 2025
Get the Jay Timemug. by notnataliedefnother February 17, 2021
Get the infinity times 1000mug. Torture time is held on november 6th by satan and is directed at a certain individual deep in the friendzone.
by .;). November 6, 2020
Get the torture timemug. by Formi November 11, 2017
Get the Time is comemug. a subconscious mess up of Flynn my brother,
Message from subconscious was,
That fat milf my master not mark ya,
Milf is a girl name genitalia
Message from subconscious was,
That fat milf my master not mark ya,
Milf is a girl name genitalia
I can't understand flim half the time, but now he has a pedophile watching him some father I had named brain chose it, even explained it.
by Mineowedwus August 12, 2022
Get the I can't understand flim half the timemug. "So here we only have to clip through the wall, and that should trigger the last cutscene and thus the end of the game...... Yep there i go, aaaand TIME" *applause in background*
by Yaxsio January 24, 2022
Get the Timemug. (noun) The TV guide/magazine displaying the various Homestar Runner cartoons. On the cover there are headings for various features on Homestar Runner cartoon characters.
by Bigfatnobody October 19, 2003
Get the TV Timemug.