A slut who has a beautiful, fuckable face but terrible body. You get a large box and cut a hole in the top and put a crank handle on the side of the box. Insert the slut into the box on her knees. Close the box. Crank the handle while humming the “Jack in the Box” tune. She slowly rises and pops her head out. You then commence to fucking her face.
Mike: Tom, check out that slut over there. I’d put a hurting on her.
Tom: Mike, really? Her body looks like a Sasquatch
Mike: Yeah but imagine her in a Jack in the Box.
Tom: oh yeah, I see what you mean
Tom: Mike, really? Her body looks like a Sasquatch
Mike: Yeah but imagine her in a Jack in the Box.
Tom: oh yeah, I see what you mean
by Magnus Hammersmith April 29, 2024
Get the Jack in the Boxmug. 
when a guy has to piss and a woman squeezes his waist with her legs until he pisses then jerks him off
He got wet pressure jacked when his jealous girl friend squeezed the piss out of him with her hot thighs and jerked him off
by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022
Get the wet pressure jackedmug. This can be seen as 3 things:
1. Mick Foley's alter ego, arguably his most violent
2. Travis Scott's Album
3. Some dumbass who didn't watch their step and walked face first into a cactus
1. Mick Foley's alter ego, arguably his most violent
2. Travis Scott's Album
3. Some dumbass who didn't watch their step and walked face first into a cactus
by RandomRubbishRick November 19, 2022
Get the Cactus Jackmug. To jack (steal) someone elses expression(s). The person who always Jack-spressions is usually too lame to come up with their own expression.
Emily told Leah and Moe that she was crushing on Conan O'brien. Leah squinched her nose and formed and O with her lips. Moe Jack-spression(ed) and repeated the same reaction.
by One of the SMB's June 15, 2011
Get the Jack-spressionmug. by RtwofourV November 23, 2015
Get the Travel Jackmug. by BeastMode347 October 8, 2023
Get the Jack Speermug.