Rüsevelt High School

A place where the bathrooms are just for communal pegging and vaping. Beware of molestation circles roaming the halls during the witching hour, and the block blast addiction problem is running rampant causing the extinction of half of the freshman in just under 4 months due to overdose.

guy 1: I just heard a crackhead came to Rüsevelt High School a month ago with some caltrops hoping to breed the

freshman population back to pre-BlockBlast levels.

guy 2: did he succeed?

guy 1: No, sadly their dicks were too small for repopulation

by Krungleloverla4th February 27, 2025

North Springs High School

A math and preforming arts school in Fulton County that get no funding and is infested with cockroaches. They have a mediocre football team and a excellent band

So the Spartans lost again?
No they have 1 to 4 this year.
The home of the cockroach is doing well this year.
North Springs High School, it’s fucking shit

by BobRoss4449 October 4, 2022

woodlan jr/sr high school

a school where 90% of the boys have mullets, the parking lot is full of trucks, you find dead roaches in the hallways, our mascot is a native american named fucking dave, the average penis size is just about three inches, upper classmen date middle schoolers, and it’s basically a klan rally in disguise.

did that kid disappear off the face of the earth?
no, he just goes to woodlan jr/sr high school

by meatboat123 January 25, 2022

Troy High School California

Its a magical place where kids can literally kys over homework and Chavez sucks ass and kids have sex and shit and one of the teachers is a prostitute

Troy High School California is a magic place where you can sleep in class.

by ded server mod September 14, 2022

Mehlville high school

The most boring high-school on the planet
Where fights are thought of but never happen

Mom: hey honey how was your first day at mehlville high school?
Poor high schooler: The worst day of my life :)

by Not.J September 6, 2021

Sleepy Hollow High School

the school were if you go up to some crazy bitch saying coconut, they'll sing coconut hen and nyzir

Sleepy Hollow High School makes me cum especially on coconuts, and my friend named Nyzir.

by YoudefientlywontknowwhoIam February 19, 2024

Susquehanna Valley High School

A tiny, depressing, horribly constructed high school located in Conklin, New York. It has great music and theatre programs, but a melancholic atmosphere.

Home of the basic white girls who are addicted to snapchat, and immature white boys who pretend they are from the hood, and have an unhealthy obsession with football and mumble rappers.

Most of the teachers and staff are optimistic and lively people, which is strange considering that they live in upstate New York.

"Dude, stfu, your childhood wasn't even that bad."
"I went to Susquehanna Valley High School."
"Oh shit my bad."

by anonymous March 17, 2025