Ass Ninja

a practitioner of the ancient art of ninjitsu, who happens to enjoy smoking the occasional wiener.

The guy that lives accross the hall from me is an ass ninja

by Dusitn for Pres in 96 April 24, 2005

Hard Ass

Sticking up for yourself because no one else will.

That girl Jenn? She won't take shit from ANYONE. She's a total hard ass.

by feed-me-seymore October 24, 2008

ass-bandit

Another derogitory term for a homosexual Male, usually used jokingly, or as an insult to someone who is in fact heterosexual

"Freddie over there is such an Ass-Bandit"

by El Toronja May 15, 2006

Face Ass

Relevant to head ass.
The act of being stupid and having no common sense, however the person is ugly, which makes them that much more retarded.

Patty Shwab: I like eggs.
Eric: Patty you're such a face ass.

by Tyqueshiawatermelonedrea January 31, 2015

gorilla ass

a sweaty unwashed hairy ass, full of particles from past or present shits, common amongst african americans or just all out niggers

the two niggers had been wandering through the jungle eating chilli with hella onions without toilet paper or a shower for weeks, when one tried to shit but his ass hair mat wouldnt allow, he said to the otha, sheeeeit a niggaz got he self gorilla ass

by the bubba January 13, 2008

smoking ass

Going down on someone's ass. Analingus

Those were some yummy chocolate starfish, I love smoking ass

by qoouDenial April 8, 2006

ass piss

A condition from drinking beer mostly budweiser where the ass secrets some funky liquids and it mixes with sweat.

Tony: You guys drink Budweiser?
Sarandee: No, it gives me ass piss.

by Andee K. December 1, 2007