what the mesa

Used in Austin Texas by 5 year olds in Spanish Emersion to say "what the hell"

What the mesa is going on

by testingForTheBesting December 09, 2022

what hafen vella

This is a famous 2013 clip from a Filipino variety show called It's ShowTime directed by Bobet Vidanes (who the impersonator claimed to have been the person who asked him to do the improvising for this famous clip), it features a dude trying to impersonate the actor Taylor Lautner playing Jacob from the movie Twilight. The guy is introduced by ShowTime host Billy Crawford and then he goes on to say those lines: what hafen vella? why u cryin gen? ay nou. vamfayir rait? vamfayir will peyt 2 me. eeeddwaaarrddd? ay trust u 2 protik vella. wwwaayy ddiddd sheee nnooottt. ayyyy wwilll sssuurrreeee uuuu dddayyyyy eeedddwwwaaarrrddddd. ayyy wwilll sssuuurrreee uuuu ddayyyyy. frum now, cheeeeesssseeeee moinnnneeee. ayyyy haaaavveeee dddddiiiieeee eeevverrryydddeeeeyyy wwwwwwwweeeeeeeeiiiittttinnnnngggggg 4 uuuuuu ddaadddyyy ddonnnttt beeee aaapppprreeedddd ayyyyy wiilll lluvvvveeee uuuu fffooorrr aaaaa tttauuuusssaaaaaaannnddd yyeeeaaarrrsss. In 2025, the clip suddenly went viral on YouTube, with so many remixes and edits of it being made, even inspiring a Tiktok trend where people lip sync to the audio. Even in the latest (as of the time im writing) video made by the actual Taylor Lautner on his Tiktok, lots of people request him to join the trend. The impersonator even is now in many advertisements and even returned to It's ShowTime to make a (kinda) official sequel to this clip on a May 20, 2025 episode.

what hafen vella? why u cryin gen? ay nou. vamfayir rait? vamfayir will peyt 2 me. eeeddwaaarrddd? ay trust u 2 protik vella. wwwaayy ddiddd sheee nnooottt. ayyyy wwilll sssuurrreeee uuuu dddayyyyy eeedddwwwaaarrrddddd. ayyy wwilll sssuuurrreee uuuu ddayyyyy. frum now, cheeeeesssseeeee moinnnneeee. ayyyy haaaavveeee dddddiiiieeee eeevverrryydddeeeeyyy wwwwwwwweeeeeeeeiiiittttinnnnngggggg 4 uuuuuu ddaadddyyy ddonnnttt beeee aaapppprreeedddd ayyyyy wiilll lluvvvveeee uuuu fffooorrr aaaaa tttauuuusssaaaaaaannnddd yyeeeaaarrrsss

by Thanks, obama. May 21, 2025

whats got your ruler in a bend

ruler are supposed to be straight so basically they are calling you fruity.

guy 1: he looks kinda hot

guy 2: oh? whats got your ruler in a bend today?

by Ryukzzzzzz June 28, 2021

What The Onion

A popular phrase, commonly used by teenagers. The word "Onion" in this context means a superior being. "Onion" may be used to replace hard swears like "f*ck" or "h*ll"

What The Onion was that guy thinking? He could've gotten us killed!

by JustJonnika December 04, 2024

What a yank

It is a phrase used by people usually in high school, it is another way for saying "what a joke" or "you're yanking my chain"

Example 1:
Susan: "Me and Jayden had sex and I think I'm pregnant"

Yasmin: "What a yank susie you fucking slut"

Example 2:

Teacher: "We have a surprise test this period"

Students: "WHAT A FUCKING YANK"

by goonsquadfruitylexia May 27, 2015

What the scrap

as in "What the fuck", but infinitely funnier

"4 shot dead in central park?? What the scrap!"

by NessaNessa_ May 18, 2025

so thats what you hear in heaven or..

When you hear somebody sing like an angel.

Girl:so thats what you hear in heaven or..
Boy:No baby, that's coco siwa (jojo siwa but mixed with Shabnam the wengie's personality and coco jones' accent)

by thecharacterwannie July 10, 2022