That time you brushed your teeth with soap

Soap cleans pretty well I wonder how much better bleach would do

We were all 4 at one point
But at least your dad doesn't do it for ya
That time you brushed your teeth with soap

by Rednaksnek May 10, 2022

Meme time

Inspired by Jacksepticeye from his meme videos

"Yo did you watch Jack's meme time video?"

by NoxRox01 May 11, 2022

Merry-Time

What The Admiralty Above wants all Their Children to have when They share Fellowship with other Mariners.

First Mariner:

"Heavens to Jamestown, Jim... ain't seen You in Years! Where in hell have You been?"

Second Mariner:
"Me? I thought You were Lost, Louie... Man I'm glad to see You!

First Mariner:
"Well I didn't arrange this Reunion... must have been the Admiralty Above just Arranging a 'Merry-Time'!

by Cap'n Coinkydink December 31, 2021

Lad time

A tug before bed, hoping it will make him tired and put him to sleep

“I’m just going for some lad time I’ll see you in the morning”

by Wil e wacker January 3, 2022

Allocated Quiche time

Another way of describing a quickie

I went for my allocated quiche time on my lunch break

by Jmizzle January 7, 2022

Attitudal Time

A set time during the day that is when a woman has a automatic attitude and does not want to be bothered. Usually focused towards her children and partner and specifically set during hrs when interaction is possible. Used to avoid dealing with real life grown up situations such as bills speaking about relationship issues or just to avoid contact at all cost.

I wanted to speak to you about the light bill yet I realized it was during your attitudal time, so I text you instead.

by GeekyEcoChic January 7, 2022

the best song of all time

i'm mr. dweamy clay
and i miss my gogy man

the best song of all time is lit this

by dweamycreamy January 8, 2022