What the Smurf?

Another way of saying "huh?". The word smurf replaces different cuss words, keeping the speaker out of trouble.

Mom: "Isabelle there giant dog toy stuffed in the oven" Isabelle "What the Smurf?"

by Bakertable January 24, 2011

Wait what

A “wait what” is a really annoying female who never knows what you’re talking about and half way through the conversation says “wait what”.

please don’t invite that “wait what” over.

by kkoopatroopa February 26, 2023

You know what really grinds my gears?

Something Peter Griffin says before he states the thing that annoys him the most.

Peter Griffin: You know what really grinds my gears?

by MCbossboy21 January 11, 2024

What

A word used to avoid things or when you so fucking deaf you can’t hear mostly used by Claire

“Who just said what” “it was Claire” “ oh I’m not suprised”

by Clairegm October 30, 2019

That's not what happened

That's not what happened and I'm going to murder a child if you don't admit that's not what happened. If my brain has any damage I'm going to murder a child even after you capitulate.

Hym "That's not what happened. Get involved now or run the risk of getting a child murdered."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2025

WHAT...

A comment used for comedy or a shocking event.

WHAT... I'm speechless

by awww really December 13, 2023

That’s what she said

Something that you can say in school and get in trouble for because it adds a sexual meaning to what someone said.

Teacher: Do you know what 1 + 1 is?
Student: Ask us what 7004475 x 4664476473 is.
Teacher: I don’t expect anyone to know what that is.
Student: Do you know what it is?
Teacher: It’s harder than the last one.
Student: That’s what she said.
Teacher: Detention!

by Ass_Gobbler69 September 9, 2023