Monkey Moment

A short period of time where all logical, common sensical, and reasonable thinking ceases to exist.

Elijah: says to officer who pulled him over* You're the same cop who pulled me over last time!
Officer: *looks at Elijah like he's retarded*
Dylan: You know, I really thought he might have just let us off with a warning until you said the stupidest shit I've ever heard you say
Elijah: Sorry, I just had a Monkey Moment

by euheuc January 2, 2023

Monkey Stamp

Taint to the forehead

When I asked her to sit on my face, she took me too literally and monkey stamped me instead.

by TurtleCan August 22, 2014

Ninja Monkey Death Bread

Bread, that is eaten with pasta, and is thrown in a ninja-like fashion across the table aimed at people, to which effect, people jump up in an attempt to escape in a similar way to which monkeys would.

The aim of this tool is to kill... no one will be left alive!

Suffer my Ninja Monkey Death Bread!!!

by N.M.D.B. Master August 20, 2010

Math Monkey

A derogatory slang for a stereotypically annoying asian person.

"Tim is such a fuckin math monkey, that kid thinks he's hot shit"

by John Yang May 16, 2018

Oven Monkey

A term for someone Jewish

You are a dirty oven monkey.

by Notajew420 February 13, 2025

Chizzle monkey

I man or a women who likes a good old sniff of the finest whiff but doesn’t know when it is time to call it a day or night/ days or nights. Step away from the chizzle monkey!

Fucking he’ll mate you still up at it ?how many legs have you nailed? You’ve been a right chizzle monkey haven’t you !

by Woodbinetheshep August 25, 2023

Lunch Monkey

Kids that would cause issues, most of the time fights during lunch time. Typically, they do this for their own stupid entertainment at the cost of other people's calming meal.

Here comes Elijah and his lunch monkey friends. This is the 4th fight this week, they never stop!

by ZahaK August 7, 2021