Jacking My Rose

Pretending that you are into someone, till the very last minute, then you ditch them to throw some super expensive stone in the water.

"John proposed to me, then I totally started Jacking My Rose and shouted "I don't want all your expensive diamonds... Here untraceable bottomless depths, have some valuable stones".

by Wanking Dicks Grimes March 14, 2022

Jack Poopsicle

When you stick poop on a popsicle stick, freeze it, then after it's done freezing, jack off onto it, then give it to your secret crush.

Tyler got slapped by Suzie after trying to give her a Jack Poopsicle.

by Kyle Poosylacker November 23, 2011

Jack fowler

The king of fitties. No one can beat him.

“Jack fowler is so fit”

by Ilovejackfowlerxxx June 30, 2019

Jack Poxon

A person who will be the best footballer of all time

He’s going to be the next Jack Poxon

by Hello26373728 October 6, 2021

Jacked

A muscular structure

T: "YO LOOK AT THAT GUY IN BLUE HE LOOKS LIKE HE COULD LIFT OVER 1,000 POUNDS"
J: "DAMN HES JACKED"

by fayze January 20, 2023

Jack

Usually stoned and Dosent clue what going on

Someone:hello
Jack: No response

Someone : hello big letters

Jack:no response

by Dhehdhehehe November 22, 2021

Jack

Someone who is spineless and is super whipped to his girlfriend

Friends: Come out with us

Jack: Sorry can't my girlfriend says no.

by Megaghey January 29, 2018