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kiss me im irish

Phrase meaning that the Irish culture is the most rad culture therfore deserve a little Muah than most people
Im From Ireland; Kiss me im Irish
by Maggie feken March 17, 2008
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Wanna Hook Up With Me?

Highly FICTIONALIZED and EXAGGERATED "autobiography" of Eric J. Wang, Asian creeper notorious for secretly taking pictures of girls on his iPhone, that is sold on Amazon.com

Summary:
Eric Wang is driven, dedicated, and determined to see his life's aspiration come to fruition. Every aspect of his life revolves around self-improvement – physical, spiritual, and mental. But at the core of every fiber in his body is a monomaniacal drive to get women, a desire that has transformed him from simple, middle-class, Asian male to the Diamond Liger King.

How does he do it? What makes him tick? This mostly autobiographical work tracks Eric's transformation, as he endeavors on a quest to have sex with every hot chick he encounters. It is indeed his shameless, open approach that invites a wide variety of societal labels, all but the one that he feels he truly deserves - a fat-shredding badass who's first and foremost true to himself and his best friend Phu.

Honest review:
"Wanna Hook Up With Me? is garbage. Poorly written on a subject matter that makes him look like a sexual predator. Avoid the 5 star reviews- if you not they were all written about the same time by his buddies to make him look good. This book proves any moron can write a so called 'book'"
Wanna Hook Up With Me? is garbage!

Wanna Hook Up With Me? is the Bible of Sexual Predation!
by COOLDUDE69 November 17, 2013
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Teach me how to Dougie

A slang used when someone wants another to teach them how to be like themselves or someone else.
Chris: "Hey did you hear Bob just landed a great job, bought a $70,000 car and has a banging chick on his arm?"

Mark: "Damn, teach ME how to dougie!"
by krazykristy August 22, 2010
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snatch-me-back

pubic hair on a woman's chest. when you pull, they snatch right back.
As I pulled what I thought was a loose pubic hair on her chest, it suddenly snatched back. She said ouch, that was attached; please don't pluck my snatch-me-backs.
by chest hair lover July 19, 2010
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Call me George

This phrase is uttered by a person who asks a lot of questions because they are curious.
Tina: "Rory! Why do you ask me so many questions ?!?!?"
Rory: "I don't know, Tina. I guess I'm just really curious . . . Call me George!"
by al ice July 12, 2016
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Fuck me coi

To have sex with someone and cum in their: mouth, ass AND vagina all in one sitting
by ZACK BUTTON November 3, 2016
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Mount Me, Daddy

A typical Slack conversation between an editor and his HR manager.
Fuck off, Phil, and drink your rosé vodka.”

“Mount me, Daddy.”
by anonslackchannel September 16, 2018
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