double-header date

Date wants head at his place, then wants you to head home straight away without pleasure reciprocating.

Dave wanted me to go to his place last night for night cuddles, but it turned out to be a double-header when his roommate came home early. Dave is a double-header date.

by CushlaB March 22, 2025

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Double Hoe

A man who has messed around with/dated/be in relationships with multiple women makes him a hoe. If he has confessed his love or said "love you" to more than one woman, he is a double hoe.

Yeah, he dated multiple women and told two he loved them. He is such a double hoe.

by MANEATERDICTIONARY March 30, 2025

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Double Jack

To be affiliated with two groups or gangs.

"I'm double jacking BX and Uptown. I be everywhere.

by The Deli (wit the Henny) April 4, 2025

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in honour of the resurrection iconic double down burger, this is the name of a sex position with 2 absolute units of protein and a cutie-patootie in the middle...
it looks good and it is enjoyable for a hot minute and then you're kinda over it and hungry for something else...

Brad: "Hey Chad, wanna double down with me, and Stacy?"
Chad: "No thanks Brad, it's not cheat day and I can't waste my macros or my mojo.

The double down looks so much better than it is... "

by TheFairyQuadmother April 7, 2025

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Double Stream Magic

The magical sensation of pooping water and peeing at the same time with preparing for a colonoscopy.

It was 4 in the morning before my colonoscopy, and I got to a point that I was pooping water and peeing at the same.

I call that double stream magic.

by Canadiantoker April 9, 2025

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Double... Coalition Buster

Where did Jeremy Boering go? Where did he go!? Where's Elon? Ben Shapiro said NOTHING could separate Pedo-Don and Elon! Pedo-Don and Elon... IT RHYMES! They look awfully separated to me! Like 1% of Donald Trump's ear... They are MISSING IN ACTION! MIA!

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Hym "連合COALITION BUSTER!!! (Rengō hakaimono)破壊者) 😠🤜 😖 (There's no Jew emoji)"

A Jew "OoOoOoOo Ghefoigal!" (My auto correct suggests OoOoOoOo Ghefoigal whenever I type the word "Jew" now)

Hym *He's still on his feet... But that's fine because...*"ダブル連Double... COALITION BUSTER!!!(Daburu rengō basutā)合バスター" 😠🤜😖💥

by Hym Iam April 10, 2025

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