A beard or goatee on the face of a man to make sure he gets every drop of seamen after performing fellatio.
Will was very careful to slurp every drop of white sticky and salty tasting high fructose porn syrup from his grey-haired cum catcher goatee after his deepthroat of Chris's hard spigot.
by Sunnync March 31, 2022
by Grant Crosley July 06, 2022
You Dicksucking So hard So when that person cums the person You were dicksucking you catch there cum.
by Mexican 99 October 17, 2017
An object or orifice (often times a mouth) used to receive seminal fluid.
Pronunciation - cum cat-cha (Boston accent)
Originated in Cambridge, Massachusetts in the late 90's, early 2000's.
Pronunciation - cum cat-cha (Boston accent)
Originated in Cambridge, Massachusetts in the late 90's, early 2000's.
Josh - "Yo stevie, i might fuck around and steal your girl if you keep playing with me."
Stevie - "Kid, shut your cum catcher before I shut it for you."
Stevie - "Kid, shut your cum catcher before I shut it for you."
by Birdman781 June 23, 2024
When that one friend has pushed their shit waaaaaayyyyyy too far. Call them this, it'll shut them right up.
*Unwitty argument, you slowly grow tired of their shit* "Oh just shut up, you Cum Guzzling Thunder-Cunt" *Silence ensues*
by sgfminecraft00 October 07, 2017
Your mums a cum guzzling thundercunt
by Kinky_collin February 22, 2025
by Rihannanourt November 10, 2019