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Cum Cadet

A person who is interested in sperm and often times collects sperm samples. Some extreme cum cadets Ingest sperm because they think it gives them special powers.
guy “dude who is that guy carrying a jar of cum?
other guy “ well it’s a cum cadet of course
by Wiener boy July 13, 2020
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Cum Sucker

One who delights in slorping down slippery loads of jizz. Although this term carries a negative connotation when applied to macho males, it is considered a positive attribute in women and homosexual men.
I sucked and jacked his heavy cock until his balls exploded a clotted wad of jizz in my mouth---it tasted sour, but I swallowed it anyway. Then he patted my head and murmured, "You're one hell of a cum sucker."
by Doc Velocity November 21, 2019
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Cum Guzzler

Kids named michael are typically cum guzzlers
That Cum Guzzler smells so bad. Hes probably called michael
by bloglog September 12, 2022
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cum

its pretty cum
by ThonkShank June 12, 2021
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Cum Slut

by Spoopy January 13, 2018
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Cum Coning

Inserting a funnel into the anus or vagina and ejaculating inside
Cum Coning - Similar to cum funneling but non orally
by MOIST TATERTOTS June 11, 2018
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Cum rocket

Similar to a snot rocket. You squeeze your dick and small cum rockets shoot out. As Jimmy Neutron used to say, gotta blast!
Big Easy: I was shooting snot rockets on golf course the other day. They were so big, I was filling divots.

Stoney: That’s dope. I was shooting cum rockets the other day. They were so big, I could fill whores with them.

Big Easy: I wanna be like you when I grow old.
by Stoney69 November 24, 2023
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