basting my balls

Bothering one with random, inconsequential nonsense, such as e-mails full of shit you don't care about or text messages that drive you insane with insane blabber.

I've been trying to dump my on-line boyfriend for months, but he keeps basting my balls via e-mail with stupid bullshit I don't find cute anymore.

by SlimShadee October 9, 2014

ball hot tub

when a girl puts your testicles in a bowl of warm water and then gets a straw and blows bubbles in the bowl, making your balls feel like they are in a hot tub. A hand job along with this is ideal.

Karen gave me a ball hot tub last night and i got tingles all up and down my spine

by Fuzzyslippers69 February 7, 2015

I'm on my ball

Being on point of what your doing and your actions being self aware

1. you ready to do this?
2. homie I'm on my ball.

by crazy cali kid June 3, 2015

pinch his balls

The act of antagonizing a man's sense of manliness, thereby belittling him and leaving him no choice but to defend his manhood.

"Khadijah pinched his balls by called him a momma's boy, at which point he became defensive and started arguing with her"

Reema: "It's really pathetic how you can't open this pickle jar"
Daniel Craig: "Man Reema, you really know how to pinch his balls!"

by fattforum July 9, 2015

Buckley Ball Rub

The one of a kind technique where the male's testicles are rubbed anti clockwise three times, kissed left to right twice, then finished off with a flick to the end of the penis. This technique has been proven to make the male last 3x as long but comes at a painful price.

"Listen bruv, if that hoe hadn't have gave me that Buckley ball rub, I'd have bust a nut before it went it!"

by JoshuaPuddle October 24, 2016

Crystal fur ball

When a female ejaculates on your pubic hair and waits for it to solidify then begins to chew causing a siemen filled hair ball.

While I was kissing her she coughed up a crystal fur ball.

by Stedanold December 10, 2016

Blue Balled Butler

Blue Balled Butler - A man dominated and terrorized by his wife. Unlike Pussy Whipped Guy, Blue Balled Butler's wife hasn't had sex with him in years.

Ben, the Blue Balled Butler, had to leave his buddy's monthly poker game at 9:00 PM because his wife Muffy insisted he be home to put the kids to bed so she could watch Orange County Housewives. The day also had special meaning to Ben as it was the fourth anniversary of the last time he had been laid, a night Muffy had a bit too much wine.

by J Frank and Beans March 3, 2016